LOOK, I get what they are trying to do at Vons with the: “Hello, can I help you find anything” business. Theoretically a great idea. But when you’re bombarded by every single employee within shouting distance asking if you are finding everything ok it becomes a most onerous shopping experience.
Tag Archives: Observational Humor
“Frenemies w/Benefits.”
19 Mar
Definition: A friend of the opposite sex that you generally despise and can’t stand to be around but somehow end up hooking up with from time to time. (Usually after a long day/night of drinking).
“Funiani.”
12 FebFUNIANI (fun-ee-AN-ee) pl. noun: Joe Pescie ala Good Fellas inspired collective noun for the kind of people who crack jokes. Usually used disparagingly. Those who constantly attempt humor, often to the point of annoyance.
USAGE:
(From Good Fellas) “I’m funny how? I mean funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to f*ckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny?? Funny how? How am I funny??”
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Correspondingly, one might say: “Hey this f*ckin guy. What are you? You think you’re funny?? What are you, part of the funiani?? You think you got jokes? Who the f*ck is this guy?!??”
Random Thoughts & Observations
4 OctAlcohol consumption, the #1 cause of not knowing the name of the person you wake up next to.
Why is Samuel L. Jackson in EVERY movie EVER made??
Riddle Me This: Why does almost every super hero or his girlfriend work for a newspaper??
Aww, isn’t it nice that “Dog” the Bounty Hunter and his wife clearly go to the same hairdresser?? (Aka, Clorox Bleach and Aqua Net).
Mtv’s Teen Cribs aka, “My parents house.”
Reading Body Language: By Nick Morgan
20 SepThe Truth Behind the Smile and Other Myths – When Body Language Lies
9/30/2002
Being able to read “nonverbal communication”—body language—is essential in business dealings. Problem is, we usually interpret a smile or lack of eye contact through an emotional screen, not a scientific one. Sometimes a smile is a sign of happiness—and sometimes it’s a flash of contempt. Here is what modern communications science has to say about the myths of body language.
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Pick Your Poison- Looks AREN’T Everything
25 AugHere is why dating in Los Angeles is so challenging. It is because good-looking people (Gap commercial quality and above) generally fall into one of these categories: Continue reading