What’s NOT OK:

• Calling anyone any woman pre-40’s “ma’am.”

• Not having seen the movie, “The Burbs.”

• Line dancing to rap songs.

• Wearing a hoodie under a blazer.

• Using text abbreviations in live conversation.  Don’t you dare tell me “BRB.”

• Pamprin commercials in which all the women are wearing red in some form or another.  As if we needed a visual to know what Pamprin was all about.

• Katy Perry being #1 on Maxim’s Hottest 100 list.

• Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader acting like 10 year olds should know what “Gerrymandering” is.

• Men in skinny jeans. Unless you are the lead singer of an 80’s rock band, not ok. Not EVER ok. (Worst offender of all is the chubby guy in skinny jeans. Muffin tops, NOT OK guys).

• Daytime talk shows.

• Not giving the “thank you” wave when I clearly go out of my way to let your broke ass Toyota finally make that turn into traffic you’ve obviously been waiting a long time to do.

• “Ginormous.”

• Asking too many questions.

• U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder making comments strenuously opposing the Arizona immigration law but later admitting he hadn’t read it. It’s 12 pages Eric. Wtf are we paying your salary for dude??? No, seriously. Wow. No wonder the rest of the world thinks Americans are idiots. Thanks for that.

• Talking on your cellphone in a public restroom.

• Male vegetarians.

• This culture of rewarding mediocrity to avoid any hurt feelings.

• Sarah Palin.

• Men who can neither drive nor one of the following: a. build/fix something, b. play a sport, or c. drink scotch.

• Leaving a tip under 2 dollars. If you cant afford it, don’t go out.

• Pronouncing the word: mischievous [mis-chuh-vuhs] “mis-chee-vee-uhs.” There’s no “i” or “e” after the “v” people.

• Women who can’t cook.