Random Thoughts & Observations

4 Oct

Alcohol consumption, the #1 cause of not knowing the name of the person you wake up next to.

Why is Samuel L. Jackson in EVERY movie EVER made??

Riddle Me This: Why does almost every super hero or his girlfriend work for a newspaper??
 
Aww, isn’t it nice that “Dog” the Bounty Hunter and his wife clearly go to the same hairdresser?? (Aka, Clorox Bleach and Aqua Net).

 
Mtv’s Teen Cribs aka, “My parents house.”

The View has done an excellent job of casting a “cross-section” of broads with the unique ability to make all women look bad.

 

Does anyone really expect an honest answer when they say, “How are you doing?” in passing?

The reason our system of Democracy tends to fail is because the vast majority of “The  People” are either uneducated, uninformed, or at this point, completely uninspired.

British people LOVE superfluously putting the word “then” at the end of their sentences. “Guess I’ll be getting on then,” “Have another biscuit then,” “Will that be all then? “Go ahead and open it then,” “Hurry up then,” “Cheerio, then.”

 
Pretty much never is it: “The thought that counts.”

QUITE OFTEN THE MOST SUCCESSFUL AND WELL ROUNDED PEOPLE WERE NOT A PART OF THE POPULAR GROUP IN HIGH SCHOOL.

 God bless his supporting cast, because without them Burn Notice would be a complete bust (great show by the way).  But seriously, the lead actor simply can’t act.  I mean he doesn’t even eat yogurt convincingly for Christsakes!  And when he has to display emotion, such as anger, it’s as if he’s doing this: I KNOW I CAN’T ACT BUT AM SUPPOSED TO BE ANGRY RIGHT NOW SO I’M JUST GOING TO START TALKING REALLY LOUDLY!!!

Thinking before one speaks is a highly under-valued practice.

See also: What’s NOT OK:, Why You All Up in My Business, Vons??, Best Cliche Action Movie Lines, White Fish, Black Fish, Who the F Cares Fish When We all Share the  Same Shrinking  & Polluted Ocean???, Ideas for How To Get Off an Impanelled Jury… Or at Least Make Things  More Interesting., CORRECTION: Being 100 lbs. Overweight Does Not Make You “Curvy,” It Makes You Obese.

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One Response to “Random Thoughts & Observations”

  1. CanadaJoe October 4, 2010 at 10:11 pm #

    Funny.

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