My Favorite JDSM Quotes

18 Mar

Admittedly narcissistic, here is a collection of some of my most favorite lines that I’ve come up with over the years.  Yes, these are 100% original statements coined by me, J.D. St. Michaels.  Some are just well-worded observations, some thought-provoking positions, and others just plain silly.  Hope you enjoy them as much as my friends and I have–

Droppin’ Knowledge

  • How to fix the U.S. Economy.  Three-words: De-criminalize, regulate & tax.

  • If you have to explain, your joke wasn’t funny.

  • Never lie to protect yourself from a truth that wasn’t hurting you.

  • All’s fair in love, war, and poker.

  • A well-provided for people never harbor inclinations to declare war.

  • When you’re given the out, show a little respect and take it.

  • Hard and fast lines never benefit a nascent relationship.

  • There is no worse person than the insidious coward.

  • Anyone that says, “There’s no right way to do it” is doing it the wrong way.

  • Never underestimate the healing powers of the Hawaiian ocean or mind-blowing sex.

  • Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

  •  Less is almost always more. Unless talking about sex, money, or rock n roll.

  • It seems one of the common denominators among the extremely intelligent is the habit of talking to one’s self.

  •  There is no such thing as being a “slut” if you are single and over the age of 26. At that point, it’s just called living your life.

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Whoa, That’s Deep-

  • Why is it that the worst stuff always happens to the best people? Or is it in dealing with terrible hardships and tragedies that MAKES them the best people??

  • In life, your path is your path.  So long as you never give up or stop growing, you can take solace in knowing that minor stumbles are an important step toward your destiny.

  • “Taking the high road” should not be dependent upon with whom you are taking it; rather the kind of person you want to be.

  • Sometimes you don’t realize you’re too good for someone or something; but they do you the favor of cutting you loose to fulfill your destiny.

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Is it Just Me?

  • Since when is American Idol a competition for who has the best sob story?? Didn’t it originally have something to do with singing?

  • Hate stupid people. Love smart people. Love/Hate people who might be as smart or smarter than me.

  • Blackberry needs to come up with a “high-five” emoticon for BBM.

  • Straight men over 35 should not wear Abercrombie.

  • Sure, let’s take US resources & give them to New Zealand instead of needy Americans,”bc its right.” But Q: Where was New Zealand w/Katrina??

  • “Wow. My Ex just got nominated for an Oscar.”… Cuz that’s what you wanna hear on a 2nd date.

  • “Not a car-guy”…isn’t that some sort of paradox?

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 Funny Nonsense

  • Sometimes you just have to look in the mirror and say, “Awesome!

  • It smells like wizards in here.

  • What is the past-tense of “mice”??

  • Drink, or be drunk.

  •  I need more clowns!!!

  •  I hate when things make me read.

  • I need more clowns!!!

  • Why is everybody so down on cauliflower??

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Personal Revelations

  • I realized today that I live my love life in the penumbra between love and hate.

 

 


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One Response to “My Favorite JDSM Quotes”

  1. Doria Noftsger March 27, 2011 at 9:19 pm #

    I just added your web site to my favorites. I like reading your posts. Ty!

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