Alcohol consumption, the #1 cause of not knowing the name of the person you wake up next to.
Why is Samuel L. Jackson in EVERY movie EVER made??
Does anyone really expect an honest answer when they say, “How are you doing?” in passing?
The reason our system of Democracy tends to fail is because the vast majority of “The People” are either uneducated, uninformed, or at this point, completely uninspired.
QUITE OFTEN THE MOST SUCCESSFUL AND WELL ROUNDED PEOPLE WERE NOT A PART OF THE POPULAR GROUP IN HIGH SCHOOL.
God bless his supporting cast, because without them Burn Notice would be a complete bust (great show by the way). But seriously, the lead actor simply can’t act. I mean he doesn’t even eat yogurt convincingly for Christsakes! And when he has to display emotion, such as anger, it’s as if he’s doing this: I KNOW I CAN’T ACT BUT AM SUPPOSED TO BE ANGRY RIGHT NOW SO I’M JUST GOING TO START TALKING REALLY LOUDLY!!!
Thinking before one speaks is a highly under-valued practice.
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Funny.