Dear Reggie: 6 Years Late, Millions Short.

16 Sep

Oh, so I read today that you are going to voluntarily give back the Heisman??  That’s so noble of you, Reggie.  Hey, so while you’re in a giving mood, how about you “voluntarily” give back the millions of dollars you cost USC when you decided to be a selfish a-hole and knowingly violate NCAA rules.  And clever guy, you even managed to hide your shady dealings from your coach and everyone else at the school thereby leaving them and only them on the hook for your misdeeds. 

     If you really wanna be a stand-up guy Reggie, you should probably also give back all the scholarships you single-handedly managed to deprive from  future student athletes.  Lastly, it would be super nice if you could also go ahead and clear the names of all the people whose reputations you put on the line with your selfishness and then dragged through the mud.

     These are all just ideas though. I’m sure the symbolic gesture of your giving back the Heisman trophy will be enough to compensate the multitude of people you screwed. Kudos!

See also: The NCAA is Out of Control.

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2 Responses to “Dear Reggie: 6 Years Late, Millions Short.”

  1. J.D. St. Michaels September 15, 2010 at 9:45 pm #

    Reggie giving back the Heisman… That’s about as redeeming as the Taliban planting a tree in NYC.

  2. Mike September 14, 2010 at 4:45 pm #

    That guy screwed up royally. And I’m with you, giving back a trophy isnt gonna cut it.

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