Ideas for How To Get Off an Impanelled Jury… Or at Least Make Things More Interesting.

26 Aug

  1. Start scratching yourself all over as if you had fleas or some (possibly contagious) skin disease.
  2. During deliberations, take out a tube of bright red lipstick and start putting it all over your face as you stare blankly into space.
  3. Insist that you will only answer to the name, “Praline” or “Carlos Spicy Weiner.”
  4. Come in one day after emptying a stink bomb out on your clothing.
  5. Speak with a different accent each day.
  6. Stare at only one person during the proceedings while rubbing your belly and giving them the crazy-eyes.
  7. Begin responding to “the voices in your head.”
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